February 2012
What people mean by "I'm getting a snack" →
theannoyingskwid:
Normal people:
Me:
Follow the FUNNIEST blog in Bikini Bottom
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
someonebadass:
alexatiro:
h1ghregard:
keepgodoutofcalif0rnia:
superlezly:
I doubt I’ll get any.
http://alexatiro.tumblr.com/ask - rii’ nao. puhweez
When do I not? LOL
I don’t think I’ll get one
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes. Me: Sometimes when it’s cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i’m a dragon.
;) don’t click
Sometimes I worry i’m not going to be the best parent, because if my baby gets a...
– Sara Quin (via p-l-u-n-k)